Meme thingy

 I honestly can't remember who I borrowed this from. But apparently, I stole their font too...


The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? 
Him, of course.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Usually...

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends on the situation. I have been accused of overdoing both.

Do you take compliments well?

Oh...Well...Alpha has actually added an entry to my book that says "Takes compliments well" I'll just say that there's usually a big red x next to it. But only on days when compliments are dished out!

Are you an active person?
Oh you know, I tried to quit once, but it is apparently against the rules.

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?

Finally, the whole reason I decided that I liked this meme! Oh yes. Given my upbringing, if I don't, I deserve to die out there.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

Uh...Do those times of living in a tent count?

What was your favorite game as a kid?

Crazy eights

A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you?

Would I what? Oh, you didn't want a smart-ass answer? I find this to be a very grey question. Depends...

Are you judgmental? 
I think that we are all judgmental to varying degrees...Oh fine, yes.

Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

I much prefer to be pursued.

Use three words to describe yourself.

Loyal, temperamental, slave

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
That's kind of a lame choice, isn't it? Deaf, I suppose.

Are you continuing your education?
Do you mean like in the school of life where the universe likes to kick you when you're down? Of course.

Do you know how to shoot a gun?

Yes.

How often do you read books?

Not nearly as often as I would like to.

Do you think more about the past, present or future?

Ack,  well, it's certainly not the present. I guess I spend too much time thinking about the future.
What is your favorite children's book?
For some reason I can't remember exactly what it's called, but it's super sweet and makes me cry every time I read it.

Where is your ideal house located?
Somewhere else. 

Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties or grannies?
I'll take thongs for ten.

Last person you talked to?

Kiddo.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

Nope.

What are your keys on your keychain for?

House and car.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

Front yard.

Where is your current pain?

For serious? They're running round in the yard making explosive sounds. Oh, you meant that literally? Too many places.

Do you like mustard?

Depends.

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

Well, I kinda like being alive, so I have to say that I'm rather fond of both...

Do you look like your mom or dad?

My mom.

How long does it take you in the shower? 

Is this a trick question? 10-15 minutes.

What movie do you want to see right now?

Not a movie--I missed the season finale of the Walking Dead, and I'm pretty bitter about that.

What did you do for New Year's?

Slept in.

What was the cause of your last accident?

Some stupid bitch who couldn't drive.