Thursday, October 31, 2013

In Which lil Eats Her Words...

Yesterday, I woke up at 2:30 A.M to the sound of music booming across the neighborhood. Amazingly, my husband was able to not hear it until I said something about it...He tried to blame me. And he practically slept in until 4:00! Naturally, quiet descended at 5:00, after we had already consumed that first glorious cup of coffee. So of course he made me go back to bed for morning sex and a nap.
I know, terrible, right?
This morning I woke up to snow. Not sure which is worse.

Anyways...You were wondering which of any vast number of words I was planning on choking on?
Patience dear friends, patience.

First, I would just like to say:
Hallelujah,
praise be to the heavens,
thank you all of the Gods above and below,
sweet deities long since forgotten,
and the powers that be,                  
soccer season is overrrrrrrrrr!

I simply cannot overstate that fact.

Now where was I? Oh, choking on my words. Lots of them in fact--it's one of the drawbacks of a tendency towards excessive verbosity.

A couple of months ago, I wrote a post about D/s without punishment.
My darling husband had the gall to suggest that I print a retraction. After careful research into the archives, and no small amount of consideration, I respectfully declined (okay, my refusal might have been slightly less dignified than my wording implies).

The post was fairly well received.
I meant every single word that I wrote.
He said everything that I said he said (seriously, I checked--it's in print).

Suddenly, he insisted on the return of the book, and began beating my ass punishing me for infractions.
Wtf?
I just went and made public statements to the contrary you know!

How could we possibly be happily existing on such very different pages? I mean, this is important stuff, right??

"You mean you've been punishing me under a different label therefor insuring that, not only am I getting punished, I am completely missing out on the sense of absolution that really should come with it??!"

Apparently, D/s works with or without punishment.
But switching back and forth should really be against the rules. I mean, what happened to the notification process?? In retrospect, it probably went the way of the complaints department...     

And here I thought he was just picking on me for fun.

Now I know for sure that he's doing it wrong...

18 comments:

  1. Well, one good thing about the blog, was that it got you both on the same page eventually, right?

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    1. ksst,
      eventually..Though I wouldn't swear that we aren't occasionally reading different books. Lol.

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  2. LOL! I can barely type because I am laughing so hard (sorry, lil). ...that whole absolution thing is an important part of the process...

    Happy that you are a trifle happy about soccer season being over.

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    1. Bleuame,
      lol, glad to be of service.

      And yes, just a trifle....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Lil, just be glad the notification office isn't down that back alley behind the complaints department...

    ;(|)

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    1. lm,
      Oh good lord. LOL!
      Shhh, it might relocate!

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  4. Well... at least you're clear in the subject now. Lol!

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    1. Misty,
      oh yes, painfully clear. Lol.

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  5. Well I think the Leader lol makes things up as they go ik mine does. I said leader so all words were covered lol

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    1. Daisy,
      always best to cover all the bases!
      They don't all make it up as they go?!

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  6. Ray will change his statements to reflect whatever will make what he said "right". But, since I am right 99.9% of the time, I will not argue. lol

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  7. Happy for you that soccer season is over! :) Well, I guess you now know he wasn't just picking on you for fun ... all of the time anyway LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      I'm happy for me too. In case that wasn't obvious, lol.

      Right? It's just for fun sometimes. Apparently.

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  8. woohoo on soccer season over...i enjoy when sports start, but half way through cannot wait for it to be over.

    rule changes...so much fun-not!

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    1. His slut,
      I know right? Fall is harder I think, because the weather can be so damn yucky.

      Rule changes...Yea, change stresses me out, lol.

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  9. We did soccer one season for one child, and man, I hated every moment of rain and cold and Saturday morning. :)

    Aren't you glad you blog though? Really helps understanding everything I think.

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    1. Julia,
      we have been doing it for our eldest for years. This was the first year they both played, and it was totally crazy.

      I do think that blogging helps to process stuff, for sure.

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Play nice.