Friday, January 9, 2015

Last Keywords of 2014

Here's my roundup of somewhat entertaining searches that got people here last year. With, of course, the necessary commentary. It's not quite as entertaining as some have been in the past, but maybe that's just because I've been rather boring...

"BDSM turns me on but I don't want..." Omg, I hate blogger stats--don't want what?? To be bossed around, to be hurt, pigtails (I mean, I certainly don't want pigtails), to submit, what??

"How to make my wife submit to my power." Really dude? Good luck with that one...Let us know how you feel about living in your car!

"Anal dominate with my wife - porn". This one is really only funny because I feel that I owe the poor man an apology, given the the vast discrepancy between what he was looking for, and what he actually got.

"Pee in a cup every morning thing." Whatever, I don't want to talk about it!

"local submissive slave needing a master" Looking for him here, is she...Oh no she didn't! 

"slap face fuck cry" I am absolutely blown away by the eloquence...

"How to be a good submissive" Oh honey...You won't find that here I mean, I wish you could, but...Yea...I'm too much a of a work in progress.

"I am a needy submissive." I would say welcome to the club, but that's not really what I want to be known for....

"Master withdrawals submissive." See? It's a real condition thingy!!

"How is it okay for my husband to rub on a stripper?" Ooh...Well...?

"We think things" Of course we do.  Love it!

"mama always said calm" Well, my mama didn't, but I'm sure somebody out there has a nice calm mother...

"go bad moment" C'mon, it's cute!

"submissive to my husband's gf" I think I'd rather die. And I say that with complete sincerity.


  1. LoL Lil, these are great and I love your commentary. Guess peeing in a cup had to be there :)


  2. These are terrific - love the "ae you living in your car." so you

    1. sunnygirl,
      I just couldn't resist!

  3. terrific, searches that come to mine aren't nearly so entertaining. Have a wonderful 2015.

    1. little,
      I do save them over the course of the year...Some in the past have been more entertaining, but I haven't been all that entertaining lately, so I won't hold it against them!

  4. I can't believe how tacky and ignorant people are. Thanks for sharing some good laughs. I didn't see any of my questions up there, so maybe I didn't look too silly.

    1. Blondie,
      Lol! Won't I be hitting my head on the desk if one day a regular reader says, "Hey, that was me, wtf?!"


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