Here's my roundup of somewhat entertaining searches that got people here last year. With, of course, the necessary commentary. It's not quite as entertaining as some have been in the past, but maybe that's just because I've been rather boring...
"BDSM turns me on but I don't want..." Omg, I hate blogger stats--don't want what?? To be bossed around, to be hurt, pigtails (I mean, I certainly don't want pigtails), to submit, what??
"How to make my wife submit to my power." Really dude? Good luck with that one...Let us know how you feel about living in your car!
"Anal dominate with my wife - porn". This one is really only funny because I feel that I owe the poor man an apology, given the the vast discrepancy between what he was looking for, and what he actually got.
"Pee in a cup every morning thing." Whatever, I don't want to talk about it!
"local submissive slave needing a master" Looking for him here, is she...Oh no she didn't!
"slap face fuck cry" I am absolutely blown away by the eloquence...
"How to be a good submissive" Oh honey...You won't find that here I mean, I wish you could, but...Yea...I'm too much a of a work in progress.
"I am a needy submissive." I would say welcome to the club, but that's not really what I want to be known for....
"Master withdrawals submissive." See? It's a real condition thingy!!
"How is it okay for my husband to rub on a stripper?" Ooh...Well...?
"We think things" Of course we do. Love it!
"mama always said calm" Well, my mama didn't, but I'm sure somebody out there has a nice calm mother...
"go bad moment" C'mon, it's cute!
"submissive to my husband's gf" I think I'd rather die. And I say that with complete sincerity.