Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Not the Man I thought He Was

On my innocent little way to the bathroom late last night, I caught him doing something truly horrifying, something that I never thought he would do...

He was watching porn. "It's just porn", you say? Not just any porn, oh no. Far worse.
Vanilla porn. My darling sadistic, twisted, perverted Master, was watching vanilla porn.


Worse still, he was unapologetic when confronted with the depths of his transgression. In fact, he laughed in my face!
While this discovery has shocked me to the core, I am slowly recovering and we will somehow weather this storm.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you should probably go away now.

Too late?

31 comments:

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    1. sunnygirl,
      I thought you might come laugh at my pain (: lol.

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  2. LOL My kinky-as-fuck boyfriend/dom loves his porn, we just bought a bunch of his and my favorites. It's funny how the vanilla starts to seem exotic after being kinky for so long!

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    1. Tamar,
      I'm so picky about my porn, it's not even funny. Most of the stuff I personally enjoy, I don't actually like watching, but if it's not kinky, I spend my time critiquing fake boobs and penis size...

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  3. Hahahahahaha! How did you ever go back to sleep after such horror?!

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    1. Misty,
      he decided that I was too rude not to fuck. I slept like a rock, but awoke with the horror fresh in my mind!

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  4. Lol I love it.!! Nightmares forever!!

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    1. Daisy,
      yep, the image is forever burned into my brain!

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  5. LOL.....will He...or you .....ever recover.....very funny.
    hugs abby

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    1. abby,
      scarred for life, I tell ya, scarred for life!

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  6. Haha, too funny. This made my morning. :D

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    1. MonstrsNightmare,
      Glad to be able to provide a laugh!

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  7. meh, he's a guy. Guys will watch anything.

    f

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  8. That always catches me off guard. I can't watch vanilla porn anymore, it makes me laugh too much. Defeats the purpose. :)

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    1. Awkward Frog Blue,
      Well yes, I personally have yet to find laughter conducive to getting off!

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  9. This post was awesome, lol. Thank you for the laugh! xx

    brat xx

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    1. Amber Wolfe,
      always happy to provide a laugh!

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  10. This is horrible! It's intervention time I guess :-)

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    1. River Wild,
      I wonder what the process is of weaning someone off vanilla porn...Maybe there's a program?

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  11. Oh sweetie, so sorry this has happened. He hasn't reached that age yet, has he?

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    1. Mp,
      rotf! Now that you mention it, today Is his birthday...I should be worried, really worried!

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    2. Pats lil's hand sympathetically

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  12. LoL Lil, this cracked me up. I guess there is the occasional time and place for vanilla huh?

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      glad you got a laugh.
      But it can't be un-seen!

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  13. Gods! That's just plain weird :-P

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    1. Bleuame,
      totally strange, right?

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  14. Wow, that was an amazing post. I wasn't expecting to start cry-laughing when I went on your blog. The cat picture puts it over the top.

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    1. FOS,
      Glad to hear it!
      Yea, the cat was just too awesome to pass up.

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  15. Fake (plastic boobs & makeup) overacting while doing fake things ... What's not to like?!?!?!? ;)

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    1. geekiekittie,
      iknowright? Guess I'm just way to picky!

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