He was watching porn. "It's just porn", you say? Not just any porn, oh no. Far worse.
Vanilla porn. My darling sadistic, twisted, perverted Master, was watching vanilla porn.
While this discovery has shocked me to the core, I am slowly recovering and we will somehow weather this storm.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you should probably go away now.
Too late?
Too funny.
ReplyDeletesunnygirl,
DeleteI thought you might come laugh at my pain (: lol.
LOL My kinky-as-fuck boyfriend/dom loves his porn, we just bought a bunch of his and my favorites. It's funny how the vanilla starts to seem exotic after being kinky for so long!
ReplyDeleteTamar,
DeleteI'm so picky about my porn, it's not even funny. Most of the stuff I personally enjoy, I don't actually like watching, but if it's not kinky, I spend my time critiquing fake boobs and penis size...
Hahahahahaha! How did you ever go back to sleep after such horror?!
ReplyDeleteMisty,
Deletehe decided that I was too rude not to fuck. I slept like a rock, but awoke with the horror fresh in my mind!
Lol I love it.!! Nightmares forever!!
ReplyDeleteDaisy,
Deleteyep, the image is forever burned into my brain!
LOL.....will He...or you .....ever recover.....very funny.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
abby,
Deletescarred for life, I tell ya, scarred for life!
Haha, too funny. This made my morning. :D
ReplyDeleteMonstrsNightmare,
DeleteGlad to be able to provide a laugh!
meh, he's a guy. Guys will watch anything.
ReplyDeletef
fury,
Deleteapparently so ):
That always catches me off guard. I can't watch vanilla porn anymore, it makes me laugh too much. Defeats the purpose. :)
ReplyDeleteAwkward Frog Blue,
DeleteWell yes, I personally have yet to find laughter conducive to getting off!
This post was awesome, lol. Thank you for the laugh! xx
ReplyDeletebrat xx
Amber Wolfe,
Deletealways happy to provide a laugh!
This is horrible! It's intervention time I guess :-)
ReplyDeleteRiver Wild,
DeleteI wonder what the process is of weaning someone off vanilla porn...Maybe there's a program?
Oh sweetie, so sorry this has happened. He hasn't reached that age yet, has he?
ReplyDeleteMp,
Deleterotf! Now that you mention it, today Is his birthday...I should be worried, really worried!
Pats lil's hand sympathetically
DeleteLoL Lil, this cracked me up. I guess there is the occasional time and place for vanilla huh?
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Roz,
Deleteglad you got a laugh.
But it can't be un-seen!
Gods! That's just plain weird :-P
ReplyDeleteBleuame,
Deletetotally strange, right?
Wow, that was an amazing post. I wasn't expecting to start cry-laughing when I went on your blog. The cat picture puts it over the top.
ReplyDeleteFOS,
DeleteGlad to hear it!
Yea, the cat was just too awesome to pass up.
Fake (plastic boobs & makeup) overacting while doing fake things ... What's not to like?!?!?!? ;)
ReplyDeletegeekiekittie,
Deleteiknowright? Guess I'm just way to picky!