Friday, December 7, 2012

Keywords Revisited

Okay, I admit it--I keep a post in my drafts folder for these. But seriously, some of this stuff is too good to let go.
Most in this round aren't that funny, but some of them did make me raise my eyebrows (I'll admit that isn't very difficult).

"Pregnant submissive no electricity."
Oh good lord...I can't even poke fun at that one. That would be so totally crappy...I'm sorry?

"Sexy one liners submissive."
Well hmm, who's uttering the one-liners? I do like to think that people can come up with those on their own...I doubt they found anything useful here lol.

"Arrogant submissive."
Geeze...I clearly don't know what I'm doing. I don't feel arrogant...I'm only slightly offended though--after all, I usually am right.

"Definition monogamous whore."
Ooh, I like this one! Honestly, that's all I have--I can't even think of anything to joke about with this one because I know which post got them here.

"Things to fuck your submissive with."
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't inventiveness the whole point of such experiments...?

"Why I sent my husband to the whore."
Uh...Well, I must admit to some curiosity here--why did she send her husband to the whore?

And my very favorite, that called out loudly to the cynic in me:

"I want a submissive."
Oh by all means, it's easy! We all line up in the store windows on the third Thursday of every month. We're like a box full of kittens just waiting to come home and scratch your eyes out cuddle up to your feet.

I'll just leave the whole "French toast mindfuck" visitor behind me without further commentary...


  1. LOLOLOL! I love hearing about the things people search to find us. So many of them are WTF kind of things! I don't have anything crazy on my blog yet, but was pretty happy to find someone searched for my blog specifically.

    1. HisLilAngel,
      the oddest things come up! And some of them leave me wondering what on earth I said that got them here...

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    1. sunnygirl,
      I do think they're worth saving up lol.

  3. Lil, you really should not have done this.
    Now I'll spend the rest of the day wondering: Why, oh why, did she send him to the whore.

    1. Bas,
      LOL. Could always just pick one of ksst's options!

  4. Oh I never did get any french toast mindfuck! Now I'm hungry for it. French toast anyway, not the mindfuck.

  5. She sent him the the whore because (pick one)

    1. She hates him and doesn't want to have teh sexy times with him.

    2. She loves him and wants him to have his needs met while she is dying of some horrible disease. Probably syphillis, Ebola or stomach AIDS.

    3. She doesn't give a fuck what he does.

    4. She wants to support whoring as a profession.

    1. ksst,
      rofl! If it's 2, I'll feel guilty, so I'm going with option 4 lol.

      I could go for a good mindfuck right about now...You can keep the french toast.
      Ooh, btw--you are now in the number one spot on google for french toast mindfuck.
      We have the market completely cornered! Though it's more of a specialty thing i guess...

  6. And I thought I had some interesting keywords bringing traffic. LOL Thanks for sharing.

    1. Dana,
      sometimes I think the strangest things bring people here lol.

  7. ha ha

    How funny, i think the frenchtoast mindfuck is still the one to beat though lol


    1. tori,
      yea, i doubt I'll ever top that one lol.

  8. Hahahah! These are too funny! I love looking at what people search for....most of the time they give me a good laugh! :) Thanks for sharing Lil! I haven't kept me a list but after reading all of these, I might have to do that now so I can share later:)


    1. Belle,
      it is kind of fun to throw them together into a post. Of course, the drawback is that you are then more likely to get hits off those keywords lol.

  9. "We're like a box full of kittens just waiting to come home and scratch your eyes out cuddle up to your feet."

    Best line... ever :D

    1. Mp,
      It made me laugh, so I figured I'd go with it lol.

      It was just too good of an opportunity to pass up...


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