Search Terms of 2013

Oddly enough, I have found myself without much of anything to say lately. So today I decided to go with some things that other people are saying.

"Sex calls me dirty little whore."
 Huh...I have been called a dirty little whore during sex, but I have never heard sex itself call me anything...

"i want my wife to do a pull a train"
Okay, so the only reason this one made the cut is because I had to go look it up. I still can't figure out on how on God's green earth this got them here.

"drops to make someone submissive"
Omg! Do those require a prescription?? Because I could see them keeping me out of a lot of trouble.

"how to make your bitchy girlfriend submit"
Oh c'mon, really? I'm going to start getting offended if I keep getting hits from the whole "bitchy girlfriend" premise.

"the terrible girl submissive"
Just...Sigh* 

"create submissive girlfriend"
Is that like making pie?

"a whore called me a cunt" 
This one is by far my favorite. What else is there to say about it?

"Dominant dirty socks girl." 
Ew...I simply cannot think of any scenario where dirty socks are sexy, hot, or otherwise appealing in any way.

"How to become a sex slave to a vanilla husband"
I'm not a miracle worker you know...