Okay, so I know this is
Why is it always the old white guys? I mean, I'm not saying a different race would be preferable, just wtf is my luck with the dudes older than my deceased grandparents? The last one I saw wanted to remove all my reproductive organs...I wouldn't even let him do the invasive diagnostic tests because he was so chop happy, I thought he would get carried away and start taking stuff out if he found what he was looking for. Okay, so it was a thought confirmed by his own statements.
So yea...The combination of having some dude poke around in my business, and the plethora of bad news that such appointments seem to continually deliver, is not making me want to race towards tomorrow in gleeful bounds.
Alpha used to come to these appointments with me...It always seemed to make the gynecologists exceedingly uncomfortable, but hey, they're not the one's in stirrups, so I never spent much time worrying about their comfort levels. I hate going to these appointments alone.
And the STD tests...I..Oh, meh.
I understand that people cheat and patients lie. But really, how pushy you gotta be? One of the last Dr.'s I saw wouldn't let it go until I lost my
Good times, right?