Saturday, October 11, 2014

Thirty Seconds of Innocence

Apparently, it is a real downer when your sub is suffering from chronic migraines--it leaves a lot to be desired in the blowjob department. Who knew?

Anyways...

I had said something about wanting to see the new Dracula movie. My husband, of course, jumped to the logical ridiculous conclusion that I found the actor portraying Dracula to be attractive. His response was, "However did you end up with me? Given your penchant for the whole dark and dangerous look, it's kind of weird."
Naturally, I faked innocence for about thirty seconds.

Call me a bit of a whore, (if you really want to. I guess...) but black hair, blond hair, green eyes, blue eyes, brown eyes...There's no one single type I like. Well, tall. Is, "Too tall for me to beat up" a type? Even with that, I can be swayed...Because, whore. And lets face it, tall men can be assholes too. You could be six five and totally gorgeous, but if you're a pompous, self absorbed idiot, I have nothing to say. Okay, well probably something to prove your idiocy, but I'm a bitch like that...

Loyalty is hot. Protectiveness is hot. Competence is hot. Intelligence is hot. Calculating attentiveness is hot. That general aura of Dominance? Totally hot. Blood sucking deadly vampire? Why not.

20 comments:

  1. I am exactly the same way most of the time. My "type" is often simplified as over a foot taller than me and a hundred pounds heavier than me. More importantly though, is intelligence, passion (in all things) and independence.

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    1. Loki,
      it's easy to simplify, but personality does make all the difference in the world when it comes to attraction, doesn't it?

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  2. My friend BookMan asked me, "What is it about women and vampires? I mean, what's so hot about having someone suck your blood?"

    "They are the ultimate bad boy."

    "oh"

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    1. Jz,
      so true, so true!
      As long as they aren't 17 and sparkling...I draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is youth. And sparkles (though, in all fairness, I never did actually watch the Twilight series).

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  3. Pleasing to the eye, tall and a head filled with something other than air has always attracted me. - of course, a great butt is always appreciated too.

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    1. sunnygirl,
      lol, yes--something between the ears is an important criteria!

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  4. I feel ya. Chronic jaw pain is not so good for blow jobs either :-) As for a type....I am one of those weird chicks who doesn't really care much to look at anyone besides my husband. Attractive females, on the other hand, I look at.

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    1. River,
      Ooh yea, I have jaw problems too--it's like body sabotage!

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  5. "Competence is hot. Intelligence is hot. Calculating attentiveness is hot. That general aura of Dominance? Totally hot." Ain't it just?

    (tall works for me too, says very short girl)

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    1. lm,
      oh oh, yes!
      I'm on the tall side, unfortunately--I'm about six inches taller than the average girl my husband finds attractive. I figure I'll eventually shrink a bit. Does that count?

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  6. LoL Lil, I'm totally with you on the last paragraph. Hair and eyes have always been my weakness :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      it's hard not to have weaknesses, isn't it?

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  7. You wont be disappointed my boys took me and I loved the movie. It is the best Dracula one by far ever made.

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    1. Raine,
      I suspect that I will have to wait for that one to come out on DVD...Patience is not my strong suite!

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  8. Intelligence, sense of humor, kindness mixed with the sadism... this is my type.

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    1. ksst,
      a sense of humor! However could I have left that one out...Huge oversight on my part!
      And yes there is something totally hot about kindness mixed with sadism.

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  9. Power, courage, conviction, sacrifice, knowing who you are, eternal love, thinking beyond predictable are totally hot

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    1. Anon,
      agreed.
      I wonder why sacrifice is something that you find attractive? Because it relates to choosing the greater good?

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  10. Lol. I'm not so proud to say, I melt at the idea of a good/bad vampire.

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    1. Lol Misty. It's okay--we can't help it. We're only human, after all!

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