"That's not my fucking problem!" is an unacceptable answer to "I'm out of clean socks baby."
"You wouldn't!" Is always translated to "I dare You to do it!"
"Fuck You!" is not the appropriate response to a spanking.
"Can I bite You? Pretty pretty please?" Is never rewarded like it should be.
Saying "I want to take that away and hit You with it!" seriously lacks both wisdom and common sense.
The phrase "do you understand?" requires verbal acknowledgment otherwise there is clearly a need for more "reinforcement" of the message.
Should your Dominant happen to whack Himself with one of His own implements, laughter should be choked on and not shared (hey, it's been a long time but I'm saving that memory forever).
When your ass is up and your air supply depends entirely on His whim, is not the appropriate time to disagree.
"No" is only an acceptable response if you can run faster and intend to never return.
Jumping up and down singing "I told you so!" is never properly appreciated.
When you are shrieking "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" It's already to late.
This public service message brought to you by someone who has clearly Never made any of the statements quoted above. I mean, after all, He reads this and it's like a printable page of punishable offenses.