Tuesday, October 11, 2011

For Future Reference

"That's not my fucking problem!" is an unacceptable answer to "I'm out of clean socks baby."

"You wouldn't!" Is always translated to "I dare You to do it!"

"Fuck You!" is not the appropriate response to a spanking.

"Can I bite You? Pretty pretty please?" Is never rewarded like it should be.

Saying "I want to take that away and hit You with it!" seriously lacks both wisdom and common sense.

The phrase "do you understand?" requires verbal acknowledgment otherwise there is clearly a need for more "reinforcement" of the message.

Should your Dominant happen to whack Himself with one of His own implements, laughter should be choked on and not shared (hey, it's been a long time but I'm saving that memory forever).

When your ass is up and your air supply depends entirely on His whim, is not the appropriate time to disagree.

"No" is only an acceptable response if you can run faster and intend to never return.

Jumping up and down singing "I told you so!" is never properly appreciated.

When you are shrieking "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" It's already to late.

This public service message brought to you by someone who has clearly Never made any of the statements quoted above. I mean, after all, He reads this and it's like a printable page of punishable offenses.


  1. Awesome. Thank you for this service.

    Waiting for the day he hits himself with something...heh.

  2. hahahaha omigod this had me cracking up!
    Love it!
    Thank you lil!

  3. Use of the word "But!" usually requires the baring of yours.

  4. Thank you for bringing all this non first hand experience to our attention! LOL

  5. may i have permission to copy this and hang it on my bedroom wall for reference? i think i may have done one or two of these things, though i have suspicious blank spots in my memory...

  6. And this PSM was laughed at by someone who has uttered most of those things... if only you had written it sooner ;)

  7. lol....thanks for the chuckle, I really liked this :-)

  8. You know, I was going to take a page from Pepper's book and print this out to hang on the wall for Joy, but then I realized that it might start to give her ideas...

  9. Conina, yes, thank you. I am happy to provide this based purely off of speculation. Lol.

    Sweet girl, thanks lol.

    Mindset, Ooh, that's a good one!

    Mikki, yes I am sure none of my readers have Ever said anything like this in their lives!

    pepper, oh yes, be my guest. Hmmm, maybe I need to start developing "suspicious blank spots"

    Master's piece, Only most of them?! Well, I may make this a recurring theme. There's still a chance to come up with a couple you haven't used yet lol.

    stumblingchi, thank you.

    Jake, Is that just a really polite way of accusing me of possibly being a bad influence?

    baby girl, glad you liked it lol.

  10. Excellent- my favorite is "When you are shrieking "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" It's already to late." I can certainly think of times I have said such...

  11. Lil, I think I can say unequivocally that you are a bad influence! But of course, bad influences are the best kind...

  12. viemora, Thank you. And retrospect is always so damn clear isn't it lol.

    Jake, well then, I won't complain lol.


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