Saturday, August 11, 2012

It's just not right...

Unfortunately, it's official--I cannot cum unless he tells me to. I'm pretty sure that some sort of vibrational device would change that, but shhh--he'll take that too. It's my reserve bicycle.

And you know, he just had to prove himself right.

He gave me blanket permission, "Lets have a race to see who can cum first. You can cum whenever you want!" And I'm thinking, "ooh goody, I got this!" Uh huh.

Ten minutes later, "I told you that you could whenever you want you know." Argh! "you told me I could what???" Yea, he didn't go for it.

Fifteen minutes later, "I told you that you can't cum without me telling you to even if you want to..."
Thirty seconds later, "Can to!!!"

Five minutes later I'm desperate and he's laughing at me. Laughing! Who laughs at someone during sex? Yea...
And he rubs it in some more, "you have permission, so why don't you? You're close to losing you know."

So I started to beg. And in his infinite meanness compassion, he says "Sure, go for it! You have permission."

If I was in charge...

"No! That's not what I mean. Please TELL me to!*!*!"

I swear I could see his evil grin in the dark as he said, "First admit that you can't cum unless I tell you to."

"Okay okay, you win! I can't cum unless you tell me to! PLEASE!!!"

Apparently he is not completely lacking a conscience.


  1. All I got is, "oh you poor, poor girl.". Followed by some rude snickering. Sorry.

    1. gg,
      LOL. I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this, or I would be mopping coffee off the keyboard.
      I umm, accept your "apology" lol.

  2. Not sure if I should be laughing or sympathising right now. Glad that he finally gave the command.

    1. Blondie,
      probably laughing. Apparently snickering is acceptable as well lol.
      And me too!

  3. Sorry. I'm snickering too. :D

    Gotta love those evil grins. I get them all the time, so I know where you're coming (har har) from on this!

    1. Wendy,
      lol, I knew you guys would provide me with overwhelming sympathy.
      And the evil grin does seem to be an art quite capable of perfection.

  4. Yes, I very much sympathise with him. That is really some responsibility!
    Poor Lil, I should start practising your reserve bicycle if I were you. Fortunately I am not you, so forgive me some very inappropriate snickering.

    1. Bas,
      oh no, you've got it all wrong--poor ME! Lol. Though I am sure he will appreciate your sympathies. They're the only genuine ones this post has gotten lol.

      All snickering is inappropriate. Fortunately, it fits right in here.

  5. Yes. I think a point was definitely proven :)

    Dee x

    1. Dee,
      oh yes. And it wasn't mine lol.


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