"Ready? This is gonna be just like last time, except I'm going to wiggle the needles around in your hips and lower back"
Last time sucked.
I will give him credit for knowing when to stop though--it explains why no one has ever taken a needle away from him and stabbed him with it.
I'm not bitter. Nuh uh.
And today it's purple carpeted stairs here I come. However, I will not be filing a complaint with the universe. The processing and handling fee is far to large and the responses seem somewhat unpredictable.