Before I even made it out of the bedroom this morning, I had stubbed my toe, (actually managed that one before even making it out of the bed. I gots skills I tell you!) and tried to remove my shoulder on the wall ( it didn't work in case anyone was wondering).
I knew the universe had it out for me!
Now just as long as I don't fall down those carpeted stairs at work...Seriously, who builds carpeted stairs when they own a long haired cat?! They are such a bitch to clean.
So, here's my note to the universe for today:
Dear Universe,
please don't send me anymore clients with purple carpeted stairs. And it would be deeply appreciated if people could be suddenly inspired to put away the enema bags before I arrive and have to move them myself.
As an added bonus, I would like to keep all my toes and not run into, trip over, hit my head on, or collide with quite so many objects on a regular basis.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
A rather disgruntled sub with displacement issues.
lil, hope the Universe hears your note and your day gets mightily better! :o)
ReplyDeleteBleuAme,
DeleteIt heard...The results were somewhat questionable though lol.
some days are that way. . sometimes you just need to crawl back into bed and reset your clock. It sounds like you need the rest anyway.
ReplyDeleteSerafina,
DeleteThat would have been lovely...Unfortunately, yesterday happened to be one of the two days I worked this week. Go figure lol.
I hate days like that where everything seems off kilter somehow. Tomorrow will be a better day :)
ReplyDeleteDee x
Dee,
Deleteand boy was it ever off kilter!
I hope so...On the bright side, I don't have to leave the house today!
It can only get better from here. Keep you chin up and your eyes on the lookout for moving walls.
ReplyDeletedancingbarez,
DeleteLuckily there were no moving walls!
Though I think I overlooked some major holes in my request...
Do you ever wonder if we're secretly related?
ReplyDelete;-)
Jz,
Deleteyessss! Though it is rather odd that you can belly dance, and I can't...Plus you have nicer collarbones lol.
Oh, how you made me smile! Hope you made it through!
ReplyDeleteSaoirse,
DeleteGlad you got a smile out of it! And I did make it to complain another day lol.
heartfelt note indeed :)
ReplyDeleteI've had those days. my thoughts are with you. and i haven't been around much lately, but i love the new layout!!
Fondles,
DeleteI thought so too. Though the universe's response was somewhat snide in my humble opinion lol.
I like the layout too. Alpha accused me of changing my background more than I post lol.
Oh what are you doing with your list? Are you trying to give the universe ideas? This is your idea of living dangerously isn't it :)
ReplyDeletepiece,
DeleteLOL.
But the universe granted part of my request! in a completely snide and underhanded way I might add...Living dangerously indeed.