The missed chiropractic appointment has caught up to me. It's back to vicious neck pain and searing headaches every day until Monday (this is just background whining, I swear).
Alpha cornered me in the kitchen and grabbed the back of my head, giving me the distinct impression that his greatest desire in the moment was to yank my head back and take a bite out of my jugular.
He proceeded to glare at me and say, "How come the times I really want to be 'nice' to you are when you're annoyingly incapacitated?"
Umm...
"It's not my fault that I'm cranky when my head hurts! You could be 'nice' when it doesn't hurt..."
He growled and wandered off in search of smaller and, (as far as I'm concerned) more deserving prey.
That's all I've got. Except that the little guy and I somehow now magically have the head and chest cold the big kid had.
And now I'm off to make lemon cake at six AM because it's my mom's birthday and she likes to ask for lemon meringue cake, which is the only cake I know that has to be made the day you eat it.
On the bright side, we won't get her sick! lol. She's already sick.
January is not nice.
Though I did hear a rumor that temperatures were supposed to rise above freezing this week! Oh wait...That was last week. Next week maybe?
Not a nice month at all lol.
MMMM, cake!
ReplyDeleteksst,
DeleteIt did come out good. Layered it with lemon curd and homemade strawberry preserves...
Happy Birthday Lil's Mum!
ReplyDeleteAlpha sounds dangerous! Not enough prey in the cold month of January?
Bas,
DeleteI'm happy to say that she had a wonderful day!
Oh you know, everything else hides until the snow melts lol. except the children...Though some days I wish they would too lol.
Oh lil, hope you and your son are feeling better soon, colds and your back.
ReplyDelete6am to make a cake!!! bloody hell you put me to shame, 6am starts are a rarity for me unless i absolutley have to..i dont even think the temptation of cake would be enough lol
x
tori,
Deletewe're both doing much better, thank you!
Well, it was for her 60th birthday, and the cake just isn't as good the second day. Though, cooking before coffee is really a hard limit...
Sorry.
ReplyDelete6:00AM to bake. What a good daughter you are. Sounds delish. Sent a piece over will you please?
Hope you're feeling better soon so Alpha can be "nice"
sunnygirl,
Deletewhat we need is a way to email cake. Then everything in the world would be as it should!
Sorry.
ReplyDelete6:00AM to bake. What a good daughter you are. Sounds delish. Sent a piece over will you please?
Hope you're feeling better soon so Alpha can be "nice"
Do you think he wants to be "nice" to you then because your defenses are down? Half the work is done and the D in him recognizes it?
ReplyDeletePlus you are likely very sexy.
Kitty,
DeleteHmmm, kind of like softening up a piece of jerky before you consume it completely?
rofl, oh yes--I know I'm sexy with my hoody, snot and trails of toilet paper. I'm a walking Victoria's Secret commercial.
I agree January is not a nice month. If I could figure out how I swear I would sleep through the whole thing. Feel better soon :)
ReplyDeletefaerie,
DeleteI'm telling you--hibernation is where it's at! When I figure out the technicalities, I'll let you know lol.