Life is really just kicking my butt these days. I have things to do...But that requires motion. And motion is bad lol.
I have learned a few things lately though! Mind you, most of them are completely useless...
Glass figurines cannot fly.Well, they can...But their landings are no good.
It is actually possible for a child to sit in a chicken coop long enough to watch a chicken lay an egg. He showed extreme dedication (the kid, not the chicken).
No matter how many days of the month I do not work, I will always get my period on one of the days I do work. I'm pretty bitter about that one...
Being tired all the time does not mean you will sleep. Seriously, if this insomnia crap keeps up I'm gonna go postal--I waited nine years for my kids to sleep through the night, and now I can't sleep?!
Little gremlins live in my home and wait until all the laundry is done...Then they sneak out at night to hide one of every sock and fill up the laundry basket.
And that is the extent of my mental abilities for the week.
Edit hours later:
omgoodies, how could I forget the very thing that started this post in the first place?! Jellyfish don't have brains. I think they'll be very accepting of me. Apparently we are of a similar ilk.