It should be illegal for a kindergarten book to have "Dick" and "Suck" on the same line...Hell, neither really belongs there at all.
My eldest kid is obsessed with being an ass who gets poor grades. Seriously, I don't understand how someone can act so brilliantly retarded...
My mother...Lets just say that she's being herself to a painfully irritating extreme.
I firmly believe that hormones were created to kill joy in any and all forms in which it may present itself (say that five times fast, I dare you).
It's only going to get colder.
I just spent 15 minutes on the phone with the state police because...Family is crazy. Literally.
We need a night and a day alone so very badly.
Have I mentioned that I got to see my 5 year old's heart broken for the very first time a couple of weeks ago? By his own grandmother no less--only big brother can spend the night.
I am now going to try my hand at fried green tomatoes. Cross your fingers that I make something edible.