Thursday, October 25, 2012

Rambling Substitute--a Meme

There's so much going on in my brain, that none of it has any intention of coming out clearly.  Yet somehow I still have to post something...Because my brain will not shut up and something has to get out to make space for it all lol.
So, in the spirit of avoiding what's really happening in my head but still rambling on, I'm going with what appears to be a running theme in Blogland this week:

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Oh geez, those rules are kind of crappy. I mean, one has to define "public place, slept with, red light..." And then where's the option to just refuse to answer on the grounds of self-incriminaion?
It's very much up to the reader's interpretations isn't it?

Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Slept with your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a public place? No?
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? Yes
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? No
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? Yes
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Do you sleep naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? Yes


  1. Hi Lil,
    since I was already thoroughly victimised by this meme, I'm not ashamed to ask you some additional explaining.
    How do you define 'slept'? (sleeping or having sex)
    What could you possibly have done that you told yourself you wouldn't?
    Who would you like to kill (doesn't count when you say: 'Bas because of all these questions')

    1. Bas,
      Slept with--sex.
      Told myself I wouldn't do lots of things lol. The big ones that come to mind are--let a man control me, live in the valley I grew up in, and have a second child.

      Luckily, for the sake of space and time, "kill or maim" wasn't the question. And for the most part this is past tense (taking the question quite literally of course. If I don't, the list gets way to long)--thing1's abusive ex boyfriend, and my neighbor (in my defense, he threatened to kill me before my own homicidal thoughts set in).

  2. I would have thought you would have a lot more yes answers. You are such a free spirit. You are right though it is all up to interpertation.

    1. sunnygirl,
      these are easy to twist and still follow to the letter lol.
      All in all though, I have led a fairly sheltered life.

  3. lil, the rules say you can't explain unless asked, they don't say that if asked, you must answer, lol. :)

    I sympathize with the noise in your head. I'm in desperate need of some mental quiet right now myself. {{hugs}}

    1. faeire,
      aw crap--I'm working on the whole "following instructions" thing lol.

      Oh I want to spew my mental unquiet all over the place. Sigh.
      Hope you get some quiet in there soon!

  4. Love your answers, however I thought you were going to write us an essay instead of yes or no. Break the standardization!lol

    1. Minelle,
      I was trying really hard to follow the rules! Lol.


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