Rambling Substitute--a Meme

There's so much going on in my brain, that none of it has any intention of coming out clearly.  Yet somehow I still have to post something...Because my brain will not shut up and something has to get out to make space for it all lol.
So, in the spirit of avoiding what's really happening in my head but still rambling on, I'm going with what appears to be a running theme in Blogland this week:

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Oh geez, those rules are kind of crappy. I mean, one has to define "public place, slept with, red light..." And then where's the option to just refuse to answer on the grounds of self-incriminaion?
It's very much up to the reader's interpretations isn't it?

Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Slept with your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a public place? No?
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? Yes
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? No
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? Yes
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Do you sleep naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? Yes