Tuesday, October 30, 2012

When Sexy Moments Go Bad

There's something super hot and sexy about lying on my back while he jacks off into my mouth.

So I'm there on my back, mouth wide open just like he wants me. I have already been fucked into a malleable ball of sex, so sexy isn't a stretch to pull off...

Then he starts to cum, and he has really good aim, so it's all going in my mouth. Then he decides to spread the love around. Before I know it, there's a stream creeping towards my nose.
I'm trying really hard not to ruin the moment and I tilt my head just a tiny bit and stop breathing through my nose, but you know--with a full mouth, not breathing through one's nose is exceptionally difficult.
So I twitch my face just a teensy bit, trying not to lose the whole sexy look and still avoid a nose full of cum.

It didn't work.

At least one of us thought it was hilarious. I'm sure you can guess which one. Ahem.

You know, I told him the nose is a limit. I don't ask much--nose, belly button, feet. But no, he refuses to respect my limits!

And just for the record, cum in the eye is no joke either--sudden blindness is not sexy, and cum really doesn't wash out well--it's super water resistant or something.

Wanders off in search of a red flag...

These things really happen more than they should. Though in all honesty, they tend to go more towards accidental self-injury on my part.

Surely I am not completely alone in this??

38 comments:

  1. oh this has given me a much welcome laugh, just caught this post before logging off to go to a meeting.

    I cant say i have had that happen but i have thrown up all over his feet before when he was ramming his cock down my throat and yeah that was mortifying! and totally unsexy.

    x

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    1. tori,
      Ooh, extra points for sharing personal experience!
      Glad you got a laugh. Hope your meeting went well.

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    1. mia,
      Occasionally, he hits or tickles my feet. And I just absolutely hate having my feet messed with. Not sure why lol.

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  3. This was funny - you seem to be channeling Master's Piece for just a moment there. :)

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    1. Kitty,
      I was thinking that maybe she could loan me a flag...

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  4. I came on my wife's face once, which is off limits.

    It wasn't on purpose, but she wasn't too happy.

    My brother also had a great story where he accidentally hit a girl in the eye. And like you said, she said it was a bit of a burn and difficult to get out.

    So to be safe, I stick to her rack now.

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    1. Ponyboy,
      I don't get to have parts that are off limits.
      And cum in the eye might make for a great story, but it's really no fun lol.

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  5. I was giggling before I even read the post. Seeing the title on my blog roll was enough... I can honestly say Ive never gotten up my nose or in my eye... Eeep.

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    1. HisLilAngel,
      Never?? Well, now you can say that you know for sure it's a bad idea lol.

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  6. Unfortunately for you I think most of us are going to side with Alpha on this and think it's funny. Of course, that's because it didn't happen to us. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. sunnygirl,
      Glad you got a laugh.
      Most things are more entertaining when they happen to someone else lol.

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  7. My eyes are definitely out of bounds. I haven't mentioned it yet though, since he's only put it on my face twice? I wish he'd do it more. He peed on my closed eyes once and they stung for two days, even though they were closed. I need to remind him to not pee at my eyes even if they're closed. If I get an eye infection I'll have to go to the doctor for antibiotics, which would totally suck, spend two days income, AND be out of work for like a week waiting for the redness to go away, which could literally cost me my job, so definitely needs to keep anything and everything out of my eyes. I don't think I particularly care if it gets in my nose. Hee.

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    1. t1klish,
      Like I told Ponyboy--I don't get to have parts that are off limits. But if you do, eyes and nose!
      The nose is worse than it sounds lol.

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  8. Not really funny but it made me laugh. Haven't got it in the eye yet. He usually just aims for my chest.

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    1. Blondie,
      The only one who exhibited any diplomacy whatsoever! Lol.
      Yea, if I think it's going towards the eyes, I close them.

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  9. Sorry to laugh! But the nose? Its a bit funny.
    I've had it on my face, but never the eye, yikes! Mostly it's gone as far as my hair line, which I don't really mind as long as I'm showering after.

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    1. Emi,
      It's kind of funny in retrospect lol.

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  10. oh, sister in calamity-
    Of COURSE someone else has had this happen to them...
    (waves hand)
    I've gotten it in the eye, up the nose, and even found it in my ear a couple of hours later.
    Ear is not so squicky (altho' if it had been days old, I would alter that statement) but the eyes and nose...?
    I can appreciate the humor of it but that doesn't make it any less of a thing devoutly to be avoided for me...

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    1. I knew I could count on you Jz!
      The traveling power can be truly amazing can't it...

      Yes, this is definitely one of those instances where avoidance is the best course of action!

      And ew--I would be a bit perturbed if I found it in my ear days later lol. Though unfortunately, I have found cum in my hair the next day when I was sure I had avoided it. Squicky, but much less unpleasant than the nose or eye lol.

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  11. Red flag! He should respect your lim...
    Sorry, always wanted to say that, but the laughter is making it too hard to type :D

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    1. Mp,
      I was thinking that maybe you could lend me a flag? You know, since they don't appear to be of much use to you...

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  12. I can picture the scenario and can't help but...crack up! Sorry lol
    butterfly

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    1. SBF,
      Nice to see you again!
      And I'll admit very quietly that the picture scenario in my head is rather funny in retrospect.

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  13. I like cum on my face, but not in the eye. It stings!

    That was too funny!

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    1. ancilla,_ksst,
      Not only does it sting, it has this coating effect...I imagine it's a bit like trying to see with cataracts...

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  14. I find it hilarious too, sorry!

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    1. Conina,
      you are so not sorry lol.
      But I'm always happy to hear something was hilarious. Well, after the fact anyways.

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  15. I find this too funny. While he tends to not like to finish anywhere other than my mouth, I have made myself vomit with an overly enthusiastic blowjob before. A lap full of vomit is a mood killer as well.

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    1. Kat,
      yea, the mouth seems to be a priority around here to.
      And vomit really is terribly un-sexy isn't it. Though apparently, gagging is super sexy...Such a fine line lol.

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  16. laugh out funny lil ... I have to agree the eye is unbearable xx

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    1. Ava Grace,
      thank you.
      It's kind of disturbing how difficult it is to get out too!

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  17. Now he read this, and he thinks it would be funny to cum in my nose. Thanks a lot!

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    1. ancilla,
      you showed him??
      I cannot be held responsible for poor judgement on your part lol.
      As a side note, I Googled "cum in my nose" just to make sure I wasn't popular for the term. Apparently, there's a whole porn market for it...Who knew?

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  18. Oy, Now that I've finally stopped laughing... Never gotten it up my nose, but yeah, sigh, I vomited on his legs and he jumped back so fast, it splattered all over the wood floor, and he wound up on his ass in a pool of it. Of course he got to shower, while I, I got to clean.

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    1. monkey,
      lol, now I don't feel at all bad for those times I rushed out the door puking. He should be appreciative lol.

      And what's with that, we always do the cleanup! Though I have to admit, the visual you gave was pretty funny lol.

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  19. As soon as I read nose, my nose started to burn and I sneezed - twice. I feel your pain!
    s.t.

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Play nice.