Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Dom Handbook

He was building a fire (which is sexy because everyone hates being cold), so I was already at a slight disadvantage...


"And to think that you were going to leave me because I was too controlling."
"Hey, that year/situation was not all me!"
"No, it was not. It was you and that damn shot."
"Wtf? You played a part in it all too." 

Now at an even greater disadvantage because he's looming over me with his hand tangled in my hair... 
 
"Do you remember why you got the shot in the first place? Because we were having sex all the time, and we were afraid you'd get pregnant again."
"Uh...No, I don't remember that..."
 "Then everything went to shit after you got that shot. So it was you and the shot. I had maybe a teensy weensy part."

A point he illustrated with an annoying finger measurement, suspiciously close to my nose...

 Now sitting firmly on the high horse exclusive to those with the self-righteous surety of knowing that someone else is doing it wrong, I informed him that, "Everybody knows Doms are supposed to take responsibility for their actions! It says so in the Dom handbook!"

 *Smirk*
"I wrote the handbook."

 *Pause*
 
"Can I read it?" 
I try to never miss an opportunity....

"Lol."
"Um...It was an honest question..."
"You're living it."
"I'm an experiment!?!"

12 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha. Um. Yeah. They get to write they book, don't they?

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    1. Ksst,
      they certainly do! Wonder if he would let me write just a page or two...

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  2. LOL! I just looooove how they make up their own logic.

    How does it feel to be an experiment? ;)

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    1. Misty,
      Iknowright? The sad thing is, when I try to make up my own logic, it always backfires terribly....

      Some days it feels friggin awesome. Other days it's like someone mixed the wrong chemicals and I want to explode. Lol.

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  3. Lol....too funny! I think that handbook you will need a special decoder pen.

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    1. His SLut,
      sigh* They get allll the cool toys.

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  4. As any good scientist will tell you any experiment has to be repeated multiple times before any conclusions can be drawn .... or handbooks written.... sorry.

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    1. Lol, DelFonte.
      Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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  5. This is too funny. It's a rather stark contrast to a conversation we had the other day where He told me that TTWD wasn't an excuse for me to just turn off my brain and let Him do all the thinking and make all the decisions. Maybe if i could read the handbook i could figure out which thinking i could do myself? lol

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    1. scarlet,
      that balance can be terribly tricky to achieve, can't it?

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  6. LoL Lil, love it! In other words "I make it up as I go along". Sounds about right LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      totally! That's why copies are so hard to come by...

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