Thing1 signed her kid over to her sister for the most disturbing reason ever, but it's done. Not the end by all means, but now thing2 has rights to babygirl.
According to my 3 year old, the clock says "just a few more minutes!!"
In our state it's a misdemeanor to beat your wife, but it's a felony to beat your dog.
5 PM is Not to late to make coffee (no matter what anyone says to the contrary).
Alpha awarded me "worst submissive ever." And no, it's not pretty and shiny. The merit and seriousness of said award is still being debated.