More on Search Terms

I have a little collection of these saved up again, and since I seem to have an excessive amount of thoughts warring for release, I'm all out of clarity at the moment...So here are some of the more entertaining, (to me anyways) search terms so far this year:

"Bitch whine demanding girlfriend."
Really?? Of all the possibilities, that's what got him here? I'm hurt. And totally shocked.

"ttwd manual."
Lol. Well, that is certainly not here. But if anyone finds it, I wouldn't mind taking a peek at it--you know, just so that I can tell him he's doing it wrong.

"How to be a good submissive."
Sigh. I really want to gloat about this one...But sadly, those instructions are not on this blog.

"If he loves me, how can he call me his little whore in bed?"
Oh, well...You know...

"Nose full of cum."
Oh...Ew.
I think that discussion started off as being about cum in eyes...Not something I would recommend either, btw. But I am somewhat curious as to what leads a person to Google such a thing...

"She thinks she is going to dominate me."
I'm guessing that didn't work out so well?

"Dominant master software."
Uh...What? Is Dominance some type of downloadable program or something?

"I want to be a whore not a wife."
Just this once, I'm at a complete loss for words...