Not long ago, I discovered ebooks. And while I still have no intention of abandoning my precious "real" books, only the insane thumb their noses at free books.
Score one for the dark side.
Then I discovered online chess. Now, to be very clear, I have hated it for some time--it is Alpha's addiction you see. And being the attention whore that I am, I have a problem with hobbies which suck him in.
But then he showed me that you can play games where you have three days to make each move. Do you know what that means?! That means I can think about each move for hours. I can run through endless scenarios on how the game could play out. Then I can think some more!
Score two for the dark side.
Now I'm having dreams about being Dominated. New thing for me. So I wake up feeling all submissive, which is unusual because mornings are that time when he loosens the leash a bit so no one dies before coffee.
The world may not be the place I thought it was.
Dark side: 3
lil's convictions: 0