They have everything! Including cake...With pictures. That's how it gets you you know, all the pictures.
I found something interesting that had nothing to do with cake though:
I find myself with no interest whatsoever in this particular object. Except for the morbid fascination that it is marketed as a beauty product, not some cruel implement of pain infliction.
Seriously! This is what they say about it:
"Microneedle Skin Therapy System Derma Roller with Medical Grade Stainless Steel, For Anti Aging, Wrinkles, Acne, Scars, Hair Loss Treatment, Cellulite Treatment, Stretch Marks..."
Umm...Really?? I showed it to Alpha and he thought I was looking at sadistic toys until I read him the information about it.
Dunno, it might be the best thing since sliced bread, but I don't believe it. I think there's a sadist sitting somewhere laughing his ass off every time one is sold.
In completely unrelated news, we have been discussing piercing of the kind that I have always strenuously objected to, but have now developed an inexplicable fascination with. Specifically, vertical clitoral hood or triangle piercing. No, I didn't make those terms up, and yes, I did my research. Not just because I'm an information junky, but because I rely on my clit for orgasms and I'm not keen on ruining them.
One of the best piercers in the country happens to be a few hours away, so if my anatomy is cooperatively formed, there's a possibility...
I occasionally doubt my own sanity.
Good lord.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm whining cuz he wants my nipples pierced...!
I've said it before, Gunga Din, but.... (you know)
Jz,
DeleteAhem, well...I'm gonna be honest, thinking about doing the nipples makes me wanna whine too 'cuz I did my research and all...I'll be shutting up now!
No kidding. I just had a long conversation with a friend who had areola medically tattooed on as part of her post-mastectomy rebuild -- and one got infected.
DeleteHer description of the aftermath had me crawling under a desk and whimpering.
He's gonna have to drug me and drag me there unconscious...
a) I adore Pinterest and can "waste" multiple hours there. I have multiple public boards, and 3 secret boards. Since my mother in law follows me on Pinterest, the D/s items I pin I really don't want popping up on her feed...
ReplyDeleteb) Ok, those genital piercing links have confirmed for me I will not be getting a piercing downstairs. Ever. If you can do it? More power to you!
Mickey,
DeleteI almost made an account, then I noticed that I had lost time...
Lol @ b, always happy to be of service.
I have both those piercings! They're awesome, pretty easy to heal, and fun once they can be played with. I'd say the hood piercing is easier overall, because it takes less prep, heals faster, and is less anatomy dependent.
ReplyDeleteIf you have any questions, I'm sure there's a way to email me on here, and as someone learning to pierce, I love educating others, especially if I can share the stories and experiences of my piercings to help.
Loki,
DeleteOoh, thank you. You might be hearing from me.
My wife (I want to say 'and I' because it was a very shared experience) got a VCH about two years ago. It didn't ruin her orgasms. It made her slightly more sensitive (especially to vibrators) and provides a target for me (especially in the dark). I had hoped that having something between her legs jostling around would be arousing but she admits that she hardly knows it's there. We had a really good experience with the lady that did the piercing. She did the Q-tip check and everything and was so casual about it that when she poked the piercing needle my wife was caught by surprise and involuntarily kicked at the shock/pain. Then she panicked that she might have messed up the piercing, but the lady said not to worry, that usually happens, and she was ready for it. My wife said the pain went away instantly and we left minutes later and went out for dinner (I think).
ReplyDeleteseank,
Deletethanks for sharing your guys experience.
Yea, I would have been freaked out too, nobody wants that piercing to end up in the wrong place!
I must admit I have a morbid fascination with those and have been on that site researching. I don't know if I'll ever have the nerve to actually get it done though. Good Luck
ReplyDeletehugs
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P,
DeleteI dunno how I even got on the subject. Next thing I know, I spent a whole day reading about it!
ow. OW. just ow.
ReplyDeleteYour sense of humor did come this way once. If I see your sanity I'll try to catch it for you, and mail it back.
lm,
Deletelmao!
That would be greatly appreciated.
wow. and yeah, OW.
ReplyDeletego forth and be brave. I'm going to be over here whining in fear in the little corner by my bed.
lol Fondles.
DeleteIt's pretty easy to be brave about possible future events that may or may not occur.
The words that come to mind cannot be printed here but it's something like Are you f***ing nuts?. Can't even think about how much that would hurt. I'd stick with the unicorn.
ReplyDeletesunnygirl,
DeleteRofl!
It is a very pretty unicorn...
I have been wanting my labia pierced for the last few years, but the boss wont allow it, nor will he let me have my nipples pierced...play piercings for short term duration yes..but not permanent...i think they look appealing lol
ReplyDeletex
tori,
Deleteit's something he has teased me about occasionally that I have always been adamantly against. Until I wasn't...Not sure which one of us finds the switch more odd lol.
You know, I was thinking the other day, (I know, I just can't stop, it's like crack or chocolate) how easy it is to accept that they get to choose what is done to our bodies when our wants align. Not quite so much when they don't--like this lovely haircut I asked for that will never happen because he likes it long lol.
So if u got your clit pierced do u loose your orgasms? I too rely on my clit to do the job.
ReplyDeleteDaisy,
Deletemy research tells me that actual clit piercing is extremely rare, and yes one would really be risking their orgasms. But, there's not a whole lot of risk in piercing the hood, more risk with the triangle piercing, but also more reward as it rubs directly on the nerves.
So long as your piercer goes about the process correctly, there's really no chance at damaging the goods. Just be open to trying different jewelry until you find something that works for you.
DeleteWith a triangle, expect your piercer to spend about twenty minutes poking around to be absolutely sure they aren't hitting the clitoral shaft, nerves, or blood vessels. I'm glad I got that one done by myself, because the spelunking jokes would never have ended.
I don't know much about triangle piercings, but, as a proud owner of a new(ish) VCH, I say go for it! Like you, I was terrified of someone disfiguring my lady parts and ruining sex forever..but it barely hurt at all, it's healed quickly and without any problems, and I've noticed an increased sensitivity that has made sex and play even better.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you get a good piercer, it won't ruin your orgasms at all! Hope you'll let us know what you decide...
~Bre
Bre,
DeleteIf I have the right anatomy for it, I'll probably get the triangle. I'm super great at procrastination though, so it will probably be a while before it happens lol.
No doubt I'll be here complaining while it's healing.