I discovered Pinterest. Whoever invented that place must have thought about how they could best compete with U-tube as a productivity killer. I lost hours and didn't even know it.
They have everything! Including cake...With pictures. That's how it gets you you know, all the pictures.
I found something interesting that had nothing to do with cake though:
I find myself with no interest whatsoever in this particular object. Except for the morbid fascination that it is marketed as a beauty product, not some cruel implement of pain infliction.
Seriously! This is what they say about it:
"Microneedle Skin Therapy System
Derma Roller with Medical Grade Stainless Steel, For Anti Aging,
Wrinkles, Acne, Scars, Hair Loss Treatment, Cellulite Treatment, Stretch
Umm...Really?? I showed it to Alpha and he thought I was looking at sadistic toys until I read him the information about it.
Dunno, it might be the best thing since sliced bread, but I don't believe it. I think there's a sadist sitting somewhere laughing his ass off every time one is sold.
In completely unrelated news, we have been discussing piercing of the kind that I have always strenuously objected to, but have now developed an inexplicable fascination with. Specifically, vertical clitoral hood or triangle piercing. No, I didn't make those terms up, and yes, I did my research. Not just because I'm an information junky, but because I rely on my clit for orgasms and I'm not keen on ruining them.
One of the best piercers in the country happens to be a few hours away, so if my anatomy is cooperatively formed, there's a possibility...
I occasionally doubt my own sanity.