Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Real Reason I Don't Like the Dentist

Because everybody always wonders why people don't like the dentist, right?

I really, really don't like going to the dentist.
Oh, I know that nobody looks forward to it with joyous anticipation.
And that's the one doctor I'm not actually planning on seeing anytime soon.

My reasoning is not because I am afraid of needles (though who doesn't hate the person who shoves a needle into the roof of their mouth? You know you want to hit 'em).
It's not the pain or the inevitable announcement that I'll need fillings.

Oh no,

it's because he puts his hands in my mouth.

Seriously.

I know it probably sounds ridiculous, and maybe it is. Just a little.

It doesn't bother me because I don't like having things in my mouth, quite the contrary actually.

It bothers me because Alpha almost always puts his hands in my mouth when we are having sex.
And I inevitably begin to salivate immediately
everything gets wet
I become that wanton
bucking
begging
needy
whore.
Almost instantly.

And every time the dentist puts his hands in my mouth
I think about that moment.
And that makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Oh yes, I do not like the dentist.
Though I can think of much more reasonable reasons not to...

12 comments:

  1. Lil my daughter loves going to the dentists, i have no idea why, she has sat through having been injected with the needle and it didnt faze her at all..now getting her to the doctors is an altogether different experience.

    I can see how you have that immediate association with having fingers/hands in the mouth, i hate that also but i also dont like it in a sexual way either...i dont know why..or rather i cant explain why.

    x

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    1. tori,
      lol, you know, my youngest absolutely adores the dentist. I'm pretty sure that's because he has yet to need any work done and always gets compliments on how great his teeth are.

      I know why I like it...Which also clearly explains why I Don't like having the dentist there lol.

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  2. I hate the dentist because they always seem to find something.

    I don't have that association so that's not one of my reasons.

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    1. sunnygirl,
      well yea...Even without the association, I'm not a huge fan--they do Always find something, and it's never good...

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  3. And here I was, starting to nod my head, thinking, "oh, yeah, I hate the whole 'hairy hand in your mouth' thing, too...

    Man, when I get the wrong end of a stick...!

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    1. Jz,
      lmao!
      When you get the wrong end of a stick...Beat something with it!

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  4. You are going to think I am crazy but......

    I love the dentist and it doesn't hurt that my dentist is adorable :) but regardless of him or the hygenist, I count the days till I get my teeth cleaned.

    I go every 3 months (yes 2 of the visits on my own dime cause Insurance doesn't cover it), and I love when they dig deep to get the what I call as "stress" off my teeth.

    Sure- I hate cavities or any other types of work, but I never have a negative feeling about going probably because I go so much.

    I am anal(hehehe) about clean teeth. It is one of my MUST haves and thank goodness Master has the same OCD with his :)

    Haven't thought of it in a sexual way at all, but there is always next time!

    ~faithful

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    1. faithful,
      oh no, I don't think you're crazy--I feel quite strongly that you are totally insane!

      It is nice to have some ocd things in common (depending on what they are I guess).

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  5. Hi Lil,

    Oh goodness yes, I can definitely see that would make you uncomfortable. Well, I guess, there are worse reasons to hate the dentist :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      I do hate them for all the good reasons too...It's a lose-lose lol.

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  6. From One Submissive to AnotherJuly 4, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    Ha! Thats funny lil....exactally the reason i dont like going with my one friend who loves to get her bikini area waxed. Shes always wanting me to with her and get it done but feeling pain down there gets me like you with hands in your mouth. I went for a brazilian the first time and dam near died!

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    1. From one sub to another,
      Ooh...Yea, now I'm just too much of a chicken to go try that one at all!

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