Because everybody always wonders why people don't like the dentist, right?
I really, really don't like going to the dentist.
Oh, I know that nobody looks forward to it with joyous anticipation.
And that's the one doctor I'm not actually planning on seeing anytime soon.
My reasoning is not because I am afraid of needles (though who doesn't hate the person who shoves a needle into the roof of their mouth? You know you want to hit 'em).
It's not the pain or the inevitable announcement that I'll need fillings.
it's because he puts his hands in my mouth.
I know it probably sounds ridiculous, and maybe it is. Just a little.
It doesn't bother me because I don't like having things in my mouth, quite the contrary actually.
It bothers me because Alpha almost always puts his hands in my mouth when we are having sex.
And I inevitably begin to salivate immediately
everything gets wet
I become that wanton
And every time the dentist puts his hands in my mouth
I think about that moment.
And that makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Oh yes, I do not like the dentist.
Though I can think of much more reasonable reasons not to...