I know that you have recently been "upgraded". As someone who is currently working very hard to upgrade her body a bit, I know that such things can be difficult. That said, you are really starting to piss me off.
I had never used Google reader, therefor I was not upset by its demise.
I did however, underestimate your finicky nature.
You see, I know for a fact that you are lying when you claim that I am not following any blogs. Indeed, I have been following quite a few for some time now.
My frustration is growing, and I would really appreciate it if you would be kind enough to quit lying, and behave yourself.