Thursday, August 15, 2013

Home Alone

I'm home alone, and I just don't know what to do with myself. Well, technically the kids are asleep in their room, but...

It's odd when you get used to someone being there every night. Even if he's in the living room and I'm in bed, the house just feels different when he's not in it.

Yea...I got nothing. Except that I have already scoured Facebook for funnies, pigs have flown and Pinterest holds no interest for me at the moment, and even though I have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow, sleep is most definitely not calling my name. And apparently, I am still the queen of coma abuse.

I have accumulated a nice supply of funnies though...

C'mon, I know I'm not the only one who's had this thought.

Seriously, You have to bury that shit silently at midnight.

I think we need this on our gate...

And last, but not least:

What can I say...


  1. Funny thanks..I thought of u lastnite as I got a few winks of sleep between 4-6am sigh..the signs that say "do not tap on glass" or do not touch always makes me want to do it lol

    1. Daisy,
      ooh, the 4-6 sleep. Not very restful, if I do say so myself.

  2. We must be in the same frame of mind. I had nothing either which you will see if you stop by my blog. Had a couple of funnies too.

    1. sunnygirl,
      apparently we're both funny collectors! I can think of much worse things...

  3. LoL Lil, love these, thanks for the giggle :)

    Hope your time apart goes quickly and that you manage to get some sleep soon.


    1. Roz,
      glad you got a giggle!
      It was only the night...Though, I don't think I passed out a minute before midnight lol.

  4. Replies
    1. Hunter,
      Thank you! Though, I can't exactly take credit for the funnies. Finders fee maybe lol.

  5. Thanks for the funnies, Lil!

    Try to enjoy that home alone time ;o)
    But I hear you. Its weird without that other person and it definitely feels different.

    1. Bleuame,
      glad you enjoyed them!

      I tried...Went to bed way past my bedtime because it was just so strange not having him in the house at night lol.

  6. Lil, those are funny! I love them, along with your commentary. I always crave to have the house alone so I can do xyz in peace. When I finally get it, the last thing I want to do is xyz. I just sit around, twiddling my thumbs, wishing for something to cure the boredom. It's a paradox I tell you!

    1. His slut,
      I must admit to being a bit of a funnies collector. Just can't help myself lol.

      I do sometimes crave a child-free house. But overall, time alone is just not quite as fun as it sounds.

  7. these were good!

    Im home alone more often than i would like (he is away on business a lot)..well apart from the kids, what i love is i get to have lots of take-out and ready meals..which he disapproves of...i know im such a rebel lmao


    1. tori,
      I have been saving them up again. Figured it really does no good to hoard the funnies.

      LOL! Oh yes, I can tell that the rebellion is strong.


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