So I'm standing in the shoe store earlier, doing my usual silent complaining about shoe size availability (I'm at least 4 inches taller than the average woman around here. They get all the cool shoes).
A man walks behind me and says, "Damn your gorgeous." Then continues on his way out of the store as if nothing had been said.
That should have been creepy right?
It totally wasn't.
In fact, I may have let a giggle or two slip through as I was telling Alpha about it.
He called me a whore.
What can I say, when one suddenly outgrows the clothing they have been throwing on every morning for years, it's hard to be offended by random compliments.
And seriously, I don't know about anyone else, but the first day of my period always has me feeling about as sexy as a drowned rat. Life is full of surprises!
Overall, it was a surprisingly successful afternoon. Except for the shoes. Because women with small feet get all the cool shoes.