Saturday, March 22, 2014

Reality: 10, lil: 0

I'm seriously about to start following my eldest child around with a bottle of hand sanitizer in public. Been sick every month this year, for fucks sake! And my car broke down yesterday, and, and, and...

Uh huh

In other unrelated news, I seem find myself developing an annoying sense of loneliness. I'm seeing and interacting with far more people than I am used to (yes, I do hate people, and I am also no good with them whatsoever). It sounds silly, but I think that is contributing to the feeling.

I must admit, sometimes I miss that whole "pick up the phone and give a girlfriend a call to commiserate about life" thing...It has been nearly four years since I had a friend that I could sit down to coffee with. She turned out to be a psychotic back-stabbing bitch, but I digress. Well, I would be if I actually had a point...



We didn't get our night this month, with kiddo bringing home yet another fucking child-born plague and all. And that's okay. But it's kind of a shame because...Well because sometimes life is so much that it takes a lot to make it fade away for a moment.


People...I'm having to interact with people because of club, and I have to say--they haven't improved with time off. I was limping my car to the mechanic's yesterday, when some idiot pulled out in front of me. I honked, and the passenger rolled down her window and started cussing me out. I deserve some kind of award for not pulling over and dragging her out of the window.


Uh huh. True colors are starting to show. Nods* this is why I can't ride across the country in a bus full of kids with their snooty-ass parents.

I want to be this guy, just 'cuz fuck you assholes

Awesome, right?

On the bright side, I won two games against kiddo the other day. Oh yea--he's gotten to the point where I wonder before every game: Will this be the last one I win, or the first in a lifetime of continuous losses? Did I mention that I won twice in a row? Poor dude, he was mad.



Oh, and, yea...Um, the book? I Did it like I was supposed to and was too chicken to hand it over. And I wrote it all on the next consecutive page. It's become one of those things where the consequences are...Eek. And the more I put it off, the worse it's going to be, but, EEK! So it's hard to be in a hurry...Especially since, well yea...It was an honest revision.


Sigh* I know what I need, and it's probably not pretty...

Words rivaled only by "Breathe"...

17 comments:

  1. Those are some great pictures, lmao.

    People are idiots, it is best to stay away. I avoid them if at all possible.

    And of course that floor needed a hug. :) Now pick yourself up and give him the book.

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    1. Misty,
      LOL!
      Yea, I got a bit carried away with the pictures. Lol.

      See, the floor needs love too!

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  2. A couple of those pics had me giggling!

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    1. Foxy,
      some of them will probably make reappearances--they're too cool to only use once.

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  3. Love the pics Lil and way to go on beating the kiddo! lol. I sure hope you find a way to stop the endless child born plagues from entering your home. Sorry you didn't get your night :(

    Good on you revising the book. Take the plunge and give it to him.

    ((Hugs))
    Roz

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    1. Roz,
      I felt accomplished at the win...He was so unhappy about it, kinda killed the joy for a bit, but I have recovered!

      The child born plagues...It would be different if it wasn't always the same child bringing the contamination back...

      I tried to give it to him! A complaint for today, perhaps...

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    1. Once more, with fingers on correct keys this time...

      I recently read somewhere that reality's a bitch...
      (where WAS that, again...?)
      *bumpage*

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    2. Jz,
      LOL!
      you couldn't possibly have read such a thing here! I do wonder where that might have been....

      *Bumpback*

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  5. I can so relate to this post. Life for the last few years has been one hassle after another, and I've been getting every single cold going around the last bunch of months too. Sometimes I just look up to the heavens and beg for one week of peace.

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    1. Tiklish,
      it's rough when it feels like every virus and bacteria within a mile is finding you and infecting your life! Being sick always just makes everything worse.

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  6. Love that you have a sense of humor about life... and believe it or not.. those kiddies do grow up and move out and sometimes..... you miss 'em !

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    1. fling solo,
      I try to keep the humor going, though it does fail me completely at times.

      I can't even imagine what I'll do with myself when they grow up and move out!

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  7. I don't know what you did to piss of the universe, but perhaps you should remind it that you gave that money back that you found at the supermarket!

    Go to National's with Kiddo. You'll be glad you did. However, maybe you should take some Dramamine to help calm your nerves and give you a few patience that you've been lacking.

    When Alpha and Kiddo play chess, who usually wins?

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    1. Sarah,
      I know right? Starting to wonder if that was the correct choice.Lol.

      I'd love to go to nationals wit kiddo--it's really a monetary issue at the moment, as in there isn't any, but we shall see what we can do...

      When Alpha and kiddo play it's about 50/50. They go back and forth.

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  8. I feel for you. I really do . My youngest has brough home the crud 3 Christmas vacations in a row. Last year we were all some sort of sick until March. This year wasn't as bad, it only lasted until February.

    I'm a hermit but yeah, hermits get lonely too.

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    1. Baby C,
      it gets rough, doesn't it? One can only be sick so much before it becomes a highly irritating experience.

      I have yet to reconcile my dislike of people with my ability to feel intense loneliness...

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