I say:
I need more Domination that doesn't involve sex.
I get:
Whipped with the damn wooden spoon and informed the bedroom better be spotless by the end of the day or I'll get reacquainted with the spoon later--without clothing.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make a 10'x15' room spotless when every extra item in the house is crammed in it?
I find myself both happy and bitter.
One of these days I'll learn to keep my mouth shut. Maybe.
Oww..do you have an open fire? if so burn the damn thing and while your at it collect together any wooden utensils think of it as recycling lol
ReplyDeleteI hate hate and yes hate the wooden spoon!
tori xx
tori, lol. I have been told in no uncertain terms that should any implement happen to meet such a fate, mine would be far worse.
DeleteUnfortunately, I have the most wide array of wooden utensils of anybody I have ever met. He buys them for me..."see baby, I bought you more utensils, aren't they lovely?" Uhh...Nope.
This sounds like a 'be careful what you wish for' situation:) Good luck with the spotless!
ReplyDeleteTess, ah well, with me it usually is lol.
DeleteNah, you won't learn. It's part of your nature, honey,to say it, part of why he loves you.
ReplyDeletelm, ooh, now you got me thinking about my nature...And lol, no I probably won't.
DeleteI can totally relate to these conundrums... :P
ReplyDeletezelda, there's no right direction sometimes!
DeleteOUCH, yeah, wooden spoon hurts. We have a really nice solid one... I hate that bastard. I bought it because it was pretty, but damn it just goes from 0 to "I'm dying" in one strike.
ReplyDeleteAlso feeling your pain on having small living quarters and not being able to keep everything sorted. I thought maybe we'd just keep less stuff around and therefore it'd be easier... but the stuff just keeps coming from somewhere.
conina, lol, I hear you on the dying in one strike bit. The only thing I have found that I like less is the cane. Though if you turn a long handled wooden spoon around, they are suspiciously similar.
DeleteI had this goal of less stuff...Then we had another kid and it just keeps on piling up. Kind of like the Universe steals all the matching socks and replaces them with "stuff."
Sorry lil, my 1st reaction was to laugh :) And then I'd thought I'd better say something along the lines of, damn wooden spoons!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteDee x
Dee, laugh away. It's no fun sharing misfortune if nobody gets a giggle out of it lol.
DeleteNothing to add. Just sending hugs.
ReplyDeletemouse
mouse, thank you. As always, it's nice to see you.
DeleteHugs back atcha.
But if you learn to keep quiet we wouldn't be able to commiserate with you...
ReplyDeleteOK there was some laughter there, but it was tinged with sympathy...
Sort of...
:D
Mp, lol yes, lets call it commiseration. I like that. It sounds soo much better than pointing and laughing.
DeleteBad news, sunshine.
ReplyDeleteI've got 20 years on ya and it hasn't happened yet!
Don't hold your breath, 'k?
;-p
Jz, oh ye of little faith! Oh well, yea, so what if you're right lol.
DeleteI'll keep it in mind and continue gasping for air in my usual fashion.
I love how each of us are so different in our needs and the responses we receive from our HoHs. I am sending you my support for getting through the very thing you asked for ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove, Isabella
Isabella, It's always the things I ask for that get me in the most trouble!
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