My mom and I have this little tradition where she calls me and reads the funny excerpts from the local police blotter.
Yesterday she called me, "I have a funny for you. You'll love it--you're the only person I know who will really appreciate it."
I keep on stirring dinner and wait for the big reveal...
"Man called police to report that he couldn't get the handcuffs off of his wife and could he please borrow a key."
But wait! It gets better. Sigh.
She continued with, "I can laugh at that because it almost happened to me!"
I have an
I choked on my own spit and almost knocked dinner off the stove.
It's safe to say that I no longer look forward to our little police blotter chats.