Thursday, November 3, 2011

Eat your vegetables

When I was a kid I used to dream about the day that I would practically run the world. Well, my world at the very least.

I was always going to be on time. Nobody was ever gonna tell Me what to do! I wouldn't have to eat my vegetables if I didn't want to.

Ha. Funny huh.

We are almost always late. I seem to have developed an addiction to being told what to do. And last night, I refused to eat salad.
I must say, I don't think I have ever seen a floor move so fast. It must be magic! Because it suddenly got very close to my face. And I ate salad.

Ah yes, the joys of adulthood. It's good to run the world you know.


  1. Lol so very true of most subs I think, but I dont have to be told to eat salads, I love them. :)

  2. I'm thinking "Queen of Everything" would cover all contingencies. And look good on a t-shirt...

  3. OMG! Are you serious?!? That's hilarious! Sorry you got spanked, but that's just funny!!


  4. I love salad! Send it my way;)!!!


    P.S. That's kind of funny that you are made to eat salad.

  5. What, you don't like salad? What did you do with all those vegetables your garden put out this year?

  6. We've somehow managed to work it out so that I've remained in control of who eats what - well - sorta. Not quite "Queen of Everything" - but I'll take it.

  7. That is how life goes... My 12yo can't wait till he is grown so he can make all his own decisions.. His life will be so much better!! Kids just don't get it!!

    I, too, will take your salad! ;o)

  8. strangely enough, i actually wish somebody would tell me what to eat....i'm just weird that way, though.

    Salad should only be consumed with feta cheese....

  9. Funny how things change as we get older lol! I'm with everybody else....... I love salad and am currently going through a 'caesar salad' phase :)

    Dee x

  10. Kendra, I like salad too...Just had a lot of it lately lol.

    Jz, oh that's brilliant. I'll take three.

    Kelly, ah yes. Glad to be of service (even if you are laughing at my pain lol).

    Throws a plate of salad at kitty.

    Jake, all those vegetables are what led to my desire not to eat salad just once!

    gg, I'm in charge of what the kids eat...So it's kind of like being queen of their world. That's something right? Lol.

    Mikki, Yea, my eight year old is sure he knows all and is quite capable of running the world...Adulthood is going to bite him one day lol.

    pepper, Ooh, I'll quit complaining abotu having to eat salad. I hate feta.

    Dee, it's not so much that I don't like salad...I'm just a bit sick of it!

  11. P.S
    I feel obliged to point out that Alpha grew 270' of lettuce. We still have three rows...It's inhumane if you ask me!

  12. Lol! Ok, you're sick of salad....... Now I get it :)

  13. lol I think some of us just need structure... ;)

  14. Dee, oh yes.

    viemora, I don't need structure!! Now whatever happened to getting my bedtime set in stone around here...Lol.


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