People will find a blog off the damnedest searches:
"and my brain"
Ummm....Glad to be of service?
Hey, I never said sex was free!
And then there was "bull nose nipple clamps how to attach"
Eek. I sure hope they didn't take time out to go google that...
I can't decide if that's totally gross or just downright painful. I'm thinking both.
"Kink free sex"
Terribly sorry. I'm thinking they did not find what they were looking for?