Saturday, March 31, 2012

Controlling the Whore

I swear, for as tiny as it is, everything around here happens in the kitchen.

I'm sitting there innocently sipping on the second cup of coffee (which I once again have to share as he has decreed I am no longer contagious. Damn), when out of the blue, he walks up, gives me those "warning" eyes, and says, "you can be as much of a slut and whore as you want. As long as I control it completely."

Well umm, lemme finish choking on my coffee here....

"Where did that come from, did you have bad dreams about me last night?"

He plopped down in the chair in front of me, and smiled, "no, I'm just sayin..."

So of course I started thinking. Apparently he thinks more than I thought.

So then, is it his responsibility to get and exert that control, or is it my responsibility to give it?
Or is it a joint responsibility for him to control that part of me so completely?

Yea I know, I'm not trying to be difficult, promise lol.

But I don't think I'm going to ask him. At least not before more coffee.

Eh, I think I get too caught up in asking things like this when really my focus should be on letting myself out of the box.
Then we'll deal with the consequences lol.

He said he would catch me. So maybe it's not such a bad thing to fall.

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  1. Yeah I think I would have choked on my coffee too with that coming out of the blue, lol. Isn't it amazing how they can completely shock and dumbfound us sometimes.....:-)

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    1. trazuredpet, yea it is amazing. And before coffee...It's kind of like a sneak attack lol.

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  2. Some things just should not be said before enough coffee has been ingested, lol.

    Falling is not so bad if you have someone to catch you :)

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    1. faerie, I am a firm eliever that the only thing that should be said before coffee is good morning.
      And you're right, it's not so bad is it.

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  3. hmmm whats the future here lil ?
    ;)

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    1. littleone, I'm not sure, but down the rabbit hole we go.

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  4. You know this is the sort of stuff that makes conversations before coffee a hard limit... or would be if one actually had any control over Him. Usually one gets up and He has been up for a while, giving him a chance to think about things... all of which come pouring at you as you are stumbling towards the kettle :(

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    1. Mp, lol. You know, I have said that's a hard limit, I also said so was sharing coffee...Doesn't seem to bother him one bit.
      Usually I'm up thinking first, so it was a bit of a shocker because neither of us had been up That long lol.

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  5. "Apparently He thinks more than I thought" Yep. So true. Just about the most fundamental mistake we make. Thinking is not our perogative and sometimes they get it in before we are totally awake and able to respond. Alice.

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    1. Alice, over-thinking is my only hobby lol.

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  6. I am beginning to think that you and i should never, ever nbe left alone together ;)

    10 months later and we are still dicussing what is what...
    ~viemoira

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    1. viemora, lol. But it's only been ten months!

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Play nice.